John While we’re on the topic of boommers - I got a probiotic fiber gummy.
Adam And what is this for? What is the point of this?
John It’s got fiber. It’s got probiotics. If you’re a boomer—or anybody else—and you need your fiber, you need your gummies, it’s just a good product. We’ve been chomping these things down.
Adam Now, what do you need fiber for? What is the fiber for?
John Well, you need fiber for your gut health.
Adam Oh.
John You don’t want a leaky gut. You need your gut health, man. Don’t you watch these ads? Oh, that’s right. You pay not to watch ads.
I can’t read the name. This is like Totaria, I think, is the brand. It’s almost impossible to read it. It’s so small.
Adam Boy, does it have protein?
John But anyway, they have on Amazon probiotic fiber gummies.
Adam Okay, and what is the name?
John I think it’s Totaria. I’m going to have to look it up.
Adam But what is the point? You’re giving us a Tip of the Day. You’re just telling, hey, if you—
John No, but there’s a ton of these things. You don’t have to buy this one brand.
Adam You need to tell us: okay, gut health. How do I know if I need that for my gut health? This is a Tip of the Day.
John You do. Everybody needs to have fiber. They need probiotics. It’s just a fact. Do I have to give a medical lecture just to promote some cheap gummies?
Adam Well, this is a Tip of the Day. And so typically, you’ll tell me why it’s going to improve my life.
John It’ll improve your poops.
Adam Oh, there it is. Well, I will give that a try. Will my poops be firmer?
John They’ll be more regular, firmer, and you’ll feel better about things.
Adam The most boomer Tip of the Day ever. What happened to prunes? What happened to prune juice, man?
John Okay. Prunes are good too, by the way.
Adam Okay. You have to give us the name so we don’t get the wrong poop powder or poop gummie.
John Let me look it up. You’re just making my life miserable.
Adam Hey, I didn’t come with the poop Tip of the Day, okay? It wasn’t my idea. You’re just randomly saying, “oh, get some gummies off of Amazon.”
Well, you might as well get those. Those bear gummies, one of those bear gummies that has 30,000 comments.
Haribo Gold. That’s the gummy I would recommend. Go look at the comments on Haribo Gold.
John Yeah the one that we’re using here is… it’s 9-in-1 probiotic!
Adam We? Is this a family thing?
John This is Jay and Brennan’s thing and I started eating them and they are pretty tasty. 9-in-1 probiotic from Totaria.
Adam Oh, man. Now do you have to pull a number to get into the bathroom? Do you have like one of those?
John There’s a little bunch of buttons you push.
Adam All right. There it is, everybody.
John One second, I got more stuff.
Adam Oh, you got more?
John There’s also 5 billion CFU Bacillus coagulans. Psyllium husk. Inulin. Oh my God, it’s got everything in it. They’re pineapple. It’s delicious.
Adam It’s the Swiss Army knife of gummies, I tell you. It’s got everything.
John Anyways, Totaria. That’s it. As in toe-tapper.
Adam Okay. All right. You never know what you get with the Tip of the Day. Could be a Chardonnay. It could be a gummy. It could be gummies. Or a box cutter.
I mean, this is fantastic. The box cutter was a great tip, by the way. The box saw.
John Did you get one?
Adam Oh yeah.
John Did you chop any boxes up?
Adam I’ll chop some boxes right away.
