Adam: Uh, we were talking about toilet seats on a previous episode. We’ve talked about toilet seats quite a bit on this show, as it turns out.
John: We shouldn’t.
Adam: Well, there’s this electronic bidet toilet seat. It does the full wash, the whole deal. Heated seat, and it doesn’t look dorky—it actually looks pretty cool.
It’s the Washlet C5 Round Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat. And it won’t break the bank.
John: Well, it’s not he whole toilet, it’s just the seat?
Adam: Yep. But it doesn’t look like some dorky device. It looks like a normal seat, comes with a remote control and you can control the sprayer with it.
John: So someone could walk by while you’re on the pot and just—whoosh—you’re soaked?
Adam: Well, you’re supposed to keep the remote in the bathroom.
John: But why does it need to be remote? You’re already sitting right there.
Adam: Because if it didn’t have a remote, it’d need a big handle sticking out of the seat—and that’s what makes it look dumb. Like a geriatric device.
John: So there’s a bunch of these—there’s the Toto, there’s the Washlet… That one’s $350 on Amazon. But the Washlet C5—looks exactly the same, probably just a Chinese version on AliExpress—is $277.
Adam: Yeah, but you’re forgetting to include the 54% tariff.
John: Well, now’s the time to buy—before that tariff kicks in.
Adam: Get your toilet seat quick, everybody!
John: Meanwhile, Walmart has the same seat for $493. An example of Amazon actually being cheaper than Walmart, which is not usually the case.
Adam: Interesting. And you can get it in two days, too. I’m seriously considering this.
John: Why didn’t you get the one from China then?
Adam: I always think, if there’s anything you use every single day—like shoes, a mattress… I mean, we use our toilet every day. I’m just saying, this one from Amazon—same model, same product. It’s sleek, it’s modern, and it does the deed.
John: It’s a good-looking product.