John So this is a product that, uh… Mimi is using to clean countertops, but it’s not really meant for countertops.
Adam Another cleaning product from Mimi, the cleanest woman in the universe.
John Yeah. And this is a… This is Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bleach, bathroom and shower cleaner. And you use it to clean countertops. It’s a bleach-like scent. Let me read you a little note on it. She wrote a little note: “Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bleach. This is what I use to clean your countertops. Let it sit for 30 minutes, then use a paper towel to clean it off, then rinse. It takes away all stains. It stinks like bleach. However, unlike bleach, it isn’t a liquid. You absolutely must wear old clothing and kitchen gloves to deal with this. I wouldn’t recommend it for marble because it would etch it. But for tile, Corian” … whatever that stuff is…
Adam What is this, sulfuric acid? What is she dealing with here?
John “Bleach is good as a degreaser. It might take the color out of colored grout. But for tough cleaning, it’s a go-to.”
Adam This is another one of those, you know, if you have a dead body in the bathtub, pour this stuff on, then it’s going to take care of your business.
John Yeah, then you can flush it, you just wash them down.
Adam Mimi is doing dangerous stuff, man. This can’t be good. This can’t be right.
John Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bleach. Amazon has it.
Adam Okay. What’s it called again?
John Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bleach.
Adam Let me know how you get along. And if you still have 10 fingers.
