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My Pet Peed

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A playful 1950s retro pin-up style illustration of a glamorous woman with curled hair and red lipstick, lying on a vintage kitchen floor in a small puddle, reacting with exaggerated surprise. Beside her are two elderly dogs—a droopy-faced mastiff and a sad-eyed basset hound—adding to the humorous, lighthearted scene. The image features soft watercolor textures, pastel tones, and a warm vintage color palette.
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Mimi Well, hopefully this isn’t one that John’s already done because I’m always raving about this product, but I think he doesn’t like it because of the name.

I have four elderly dogs. So my biggest hobby in life is cleaning up dog pee.

Adam What is that? What is elderly? How old is elderly?

Mimi I have a basset hound who is 16 years old, which is twice the age of a normal basset.

Adam That’s up there for sure.

Mimi And I’ve got two 12 year olds and an 11 year old mastiff. So they’re all quite old.

Adam Okay. Yeah.

Mimi They’re all really old.

Adam And are they all incontinent? Is that what you’re telling me? They all pee everywhere?

Mimi Absolutely

Adam Really? You sure they’re just not trained properly?

Mimi Dogs don’t pee when they’re walking. Okay.

So, yeah, my animals are getting much too old and diapers are, I’d be changing diapers all day. So I just clean the floor constantly.

So this product is called My Pet Peed.

Adam No, this has not been featured on the show. I guarantee you.

Mimi Yeah, I know. My Pet Peed. It removes pet stains and odors like it’s magic. It’s safe around kids, around pets, around plants. It gets the smell out. It’s fragrance free. It does not rely on enzymes.

Adam What’s it made of, this magic formula?

Mimi It’s some strange type of hydrogen peroxide. So it may take the color out of some natural fiber carpets, but for the most part, I don’t care. I want the smell out more than I don’t care about color anymore.

Adam Your dogs are peeing on your carpet?

Mimi No, I’ve got washable carpets everywhere. Rugs everywhere. I have all hardwood floors or all wood floors.

Adam Now I know why John doesn’t want to move up there. It’s obvious. It’s a pee house.

Mimi Someday I’m going to fall. I’m going to die because I’m going to fall on pet pee and I’ll just be in the puddle.

Adam Okay. Nice visual. Thank you. We got it. We got it.

Mimi You use it straight. You use it sparingly. It’s expensive. For a 32-ounce spray, it’s $34.95. The best deal on Amazon is a two-pack, which is $49.95. I buy it by the gallon, 128 fluid ounces or Florida ounces. That’s like $79, $80.

It works so well, though. It lasts a while. It really does get the smell out. It gets stains out of carpets if they’re colorfast. I use it constantly. I don’t think I would be able to stand the smell of my house if I didn’t use this stuff. I’ve tried everything on the market. Everything.

Adam Can you also use it if you kill someone, they bleed out? Does it get rid of that?

Mimi Oh, yeah. Absolutely. It would. You’d do a good job. Or if you have a pukey family. Or for a good cleaning product. If you have a really grimy place that you’ve forgotten to clean for years, you spray some of that on and you leave it for a couple hours, then you wipe it up, and it is beautiful.

Adam All right. Give us the name again of this fabulous product.

Mimi My Pet Peed.

Adam My Pet Peed. There it is, everybody. A spooktacular tip of the day from Mimi.

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