John This is a crazy one. This comes from producer Zach. He sends me this website, and it’s like, holy mackerel. If you think you’re handy, or a handyman, you need some sort of a wrench, or maybe you need a certain kind of special…
Adam Vice grip!
John You need vice grips, real ones, and ones that say vice grips on them. And they work right, which is not everyone.
Adam I have vice grips.
John Or you need some tools for power, you need wires, or you need level controls, or temperature control devices, filters, filters of any sort. Check out this website. This is the damnedest thing. This is everything known to man. The name of the website is McMaster-Carr.
Adam Wow. Oh man, they got hard hats.
John You can scroll for days.
Adam Oh my goodness. This is great. It’s like Home Depot on a website. Only easy.
John On steroids.
Adam Hand tools. Let’s see. Plumbing and janitorial. Do they have toilets? I need a toilet. I need a toilet. Toilets and urinals. They got toilets. Urinals. Wall-mounted urinals.
John Well, that’s what you need.
Adam Yeah. They have bidets. Do they have bidets? I want a bidet. Wow, this is pretty good. Oh, you can, oh, you can buy… You can sort it by different bowl. Yeah. I’ve been thinking about a new toilet.
John Why? What’s wrong with the toilet?
Adam I don’t like our toilet.
John What’s wrong with it.
Adam Well, it’s too low and it’s cheap. It feels cheap. I want it when I want people…
John Go to Costco. Costco has nice toilets for good prices.
Adam I want people to feel like, oh, this is a nice toilet.
John Well, then you want to get one of those Japanese things.
Adam No, that’s naff. No, I don’t want to get one of those.
John Before the guy can say hello, he gets washed. Sprays.
Adam No, I don’t want it. I like the snowmobile ones. They’re really huge. I want it to be a throne. That’s what I want for my guests. It’s not for me. It’s for my guests. McMaster-Carr. That is an interesting find.
John I’d say I was very impressed.
John Yeah, I like that a lot.