Flameless Candles



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John Look, I have these things at the dinner table and I’m thinking, yeah, I should make a tip of the day.
Adam Okay.
John And these are the Homemory LED taper candles. These are the flameless candles that have a remote and a timer. And, you know, I’ve been looking at these. I’ve had them for a year. I got them as a gift. And I said, I don’t want flameless, stupid candles that flicker. They look like candles and they seem like candles and they’re candle looking things. And I’ve actually gotten so used to them. I don’t see why anyone would buy candles. These things cost about the same amount per candle, about three bucks a piece.
Adam Candles can be very expensive.
John These are the tapers. The ones I’m recommending are the stick candles that go into a candle holder. But you can also get the big round giant candles which actually look even more realistic. Also, you can look at flameless candles on Amazon or anywhere you want to go. And I just recommend them. I think they’re fabulous. A little remote control. You need the remote control.
Adam They have these at restaurants, except not with the remote control. They have them at restaurants.
John No, but you can bring, you know, the remote control is universal.
Adam Oh, you bring it to the restaurant and turn everyone’s candle off.
John Yeah, you could. There’s another tip of the day. It’s a sub tip of the day: Bring the remote control to the restaurant and just casually walk by and turn off the candles.
Adam Do you remember we used to do that with remote controls, turning off TVs?
John Yeah, the bar.
Adam Yeah, the bar. Turn off the TVs. Remember when we were happy just messing with the TV at the bar? We didn’t need TikTok. We didn’t need social media. We just need a remote control for the candles and that’ll be fine.
John You know, the funny thing about having them at the table is occasionally one of them will just turn on out of the blue.
Adam Yes.
John Why would it turn on? You know, what kind of rays are coming through the window?
Adam Sounds like quality stuff from China.
John Definitely quality stuff from China. But if you don’t have these candles, I would recommend them as a cool thing to own.