John: Okay, so this is a top-rated cleaning product. This goes back because Mimi came up with this one. She’s irked that she never knew about it before.
Up in Port Angeles, we have hard water. And anyone who has hard water knows that toilet bowl cleaning is nearly impossible.
Adam: Don’t you have a salt dispenser? We have this here in Texas.
John: With this hard water, we don’t have a water softener, if that’s what you’re talking about.
Adam: Yeah, we call it the salt—water softener.
John: So cleaning certain things is difficult. But imagine a product that’s the number one top-rated, with 70,000 reviews on Amazon— All five stars.
Adam: All AI and phony.
John: No! She says this stuff is unbelievable. Well, it should be—it’s hypochloric acid. It’s very dangerous, but it’s a hell of a cleaner.
Adam: So, can you clean your coffee pot with it? Would that help?
John: If you wash it out thoroughly, probably no problem. But it’s toilet bowl cleaner from Lysol. It’s a Lysol product. Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner, Maximum Strength Bathroom Cleaning.
It’s $3 and something—dirt cheap. And it’s got nothing but fabulous reviews. This is the product to get for cleaning toilet bowls. Especially since most of the country has hard water. This is the stuff you want.
Adam: Here in Texas, we just use Dawn soap for everything, John.
John: You’d be using a lot of Dawn soap.
Adam: We kill wasps with it. We kill red ants with it. And we deter illegal aliens with it. We don’t need any fancy baloney 70,000-review stuff here in Texas. Had a fire? Put it out with Dawn soap.
John: (Laughs) That probably does work in Texas. But anyway, there’s your Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner.