John: Yeah, this is a follow-up tip to the last one for the blackout folk. This is a really cool product. You can look them up on Amazon. There’s a bunch of different people that make them. They’re out of China, obviously. In fact, mine’s particularly out of China because they can’t even put the wording right. But these are emergency-use light bulbs. They are like a regular LED light bulb, they look exactly the same, except they have a battery, a rechargeable battery inside. And so if the power goes out, the circuit stays connected and the light bulb stays lit.
Adam: Oh, that’s interesting.
John: Yeah, in fact, if you take a piece of aluminum foil and put it over the bottom—the connections at the bottom—they also have these little connectors you can put on the bottom with a little click on it, a little switch. You can click them on and off. The thing stays lit. So when the power goes off, you need just one in… I’d say one in any room or one in a room that you’re in a lot, if you’re going to be worried about having to do a wall crawl to get to a flashlight, which I had to do.
Adam: Is this another Mimi tip of the day where she’s so worried about you and the power outage?
John: Yes, Mimi got me the bulbs, and she got me the thing from last show because she’s worried sick that I’m going to… I don’t know what she’s worried about.
Adam: You’re going to die.
John: I’m going to die. I can’t find the flashlight.
So they come, they’re cheap, just like this six-pack of bull racket dit. That’s a stupid name. It was like 20 bucks for six of them.
Adam: Hey, can you put this in your mouth like Uncle Fester?
John: Yes, you could. You’d put it in your mouth, and then you’d use your tongue and you’d complete the circuit on the bulb screw and it would light it up. I never thought of that, but I don’t know if you’re going to get a jolt.
Adam: Here’s an idea. On your next hit on the Chanel Ryan show, you just do that at the end. Just pop that bulb in and make it… Come on. Come on, man. That’d be fantastic. Come on, John. Just say: “Hey Chanel, watch this.” And then just pop it in your mouth.
Now you’re talking a hit, everybody.